Oscar Fire Sale!

Ever since the latest announcement that the Academy Awards are extending the Best Picture Oscar nominee list from 5 to 10, I’ve been scratching my head at what films could possibly fill these now watered down slots.  Just like diving into an Oscar pool, it’s always hard to differentiate between SHOULD be nominated and WILL be nominated.

I mean, THE HANGOVER was one of the funniest films I’ve seen in a long time and it’s $183 million B.O. thus far proves it had an audience.  (Side note: I have yet to see and refuse to see TRANSFORMERS 2 and its $200 million B.O. thus far proves that Megan Fox’s breasts and metal are akin to holding a bright shiny object in front of people’s eyes and twirling it.)  But will THE HANGOVER, a raunchy comedy ever garner a lucrative spot in the Oscar nominee list?  No.  We all know the abhorrence the Academy has for popular films, especially comedies, so don’t let the extra 5 get your hopes up.  To save us all the demoralizing realization that the Oscars are nothing more than a 4 hour fashion show and reason to overeat in front of the TV, I’ve created my snotty nominee list in advance.  You’re welcome Academy.

BEST PICTURE FORECAST: (in order of release)

  • Star Trek – Because hit comedies and popular comic book flicks like WATCHMEN and WOLVERINE will be ignored as usual, and in some cases for good reason, the Academy will throw geeks a bone… or Bones… ha ha get it?  Moving on.
  • Up – Although I haven’t seen this yet, based on the amount of crybabies droning on about how touching and inspirational this animated feature is, I’m positive the Academy will pee it’s pants to be so bold as to toss “Cartoons” into the mix this year.
  • Hurt Locker – Dying to see this and as it seems it doesn’t go pro or anti war, but just “war is hell”, it’s perfectly safe to join the fray.  Oh and the fact that they’ll want ONE female director in the list and Hardwicke is unlikely to get it for TWILIGHT, Bigelow wins.
  • Public Enemies – Johnny Depp + Tommy Guns + Michael Mann = shoe in.
  • Shutter Island – I think it’s a rule to automatically add anything with DiCaprio and Scorsese on the call sheet.
  • Inglorious Bastards – Maybe wishful thinking, but c’mon Brad Pitt’s in it and Tarantino hasn’t won an Oscar since Pulp Fiction, so it’s probably time to get his hopes up again.
  • Where the Wild Things Are or Harry Potter and the whateverwhositwhatsit– The Academy would be smart to include a “kids” movie in the mix, I mean, who do they think is going to watch this show in the next 10 years?  Most of us gave up after CRASH.
  • The Road – hit book, Aragorn, post apocalyptic, sad, father/son journey… need I say more?
  • Precious – This tragic JUNO is winning all sorts of indie awards and jerking tears left, right and center.
  • #10 TBD – leaving this open for discussion.  Suggestions, but really can’t be sure they’ll make the list: MOON, WATCHMEN, MONSTERS VS. ALIENS, THE HANGOVER, BROTHERS BLOOM, LOVELY BONES.

So c’mon – what do you think?  Totally off?  Right on?  So wrong?  Who do I think I am?  What am I forgetting?  No matter what is nominated, just remember, we will have to deal with the watered down bragging rights “NOMINATED FOR BEST PICTURE” tag line on every trailer, DVD cover, and poster for years to come.

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This post was written by Jules on June 29, 2009


Conversations with myself

I plopped down on my bed, exhausted, bringing up the blog stats, staring in amazement at the traffic generated from my Comic Con Gude posts.

So, that went well.

Yes, it did.

Lots of traffic.  Lots of readers.  Awesome job.

Thank you.

Now what?

What do you mean?

I mean, the iron is hot.  Time to strike!

Um…what exactly am I striking?

Sigh, I’m your inner monologue, lady.  Do you really need me to verbalize it for you?

Indulge me.

You are a writer.  Well, an aspiring writer.  Either way,  you’ve written something a few people have actually read and liked.  Shouldn’t you…you know, write something else?

I write all the time — scripts, resumes and cover letters, emails, tweets, Facebook statuses…

…and so far, have any of those pieces of writing done anything for you like those two blog posts did?

Well, no…I mean, there’s the sci-fi pilot.

Oh here we go again.  You got your option back.  You’ll have to find a new interested party.  It doesn’t really count.  Is it generating you an income?  Getting you a job?  No!

Wait, I’m not getting paid for writing two posts about Comic Con.

No, you aren’t.  But at least some people have seen it.

Okay, well you’re so smart, what should I write?

Sorry, what?

You brought it up.  If those other writing projects of mine aren’t getting me any closer to a paid gig, what should I be writing?  What other topics could I possibly cover on this blog that would do any of the things you think my writing should be doing?

That’s what I thought.  Look, it’s ok.  I’m a one-trick pony.  We have to exist.  One-hit wonders help the truly talented stand out.  I am like the Spice Girls of blogdom.

And that’s ok with you?

Someday I’ll write something else remotely interesting.  I hope.  But one cannot expect me to crank out pithy, fascinating or informative stuff every day of the week.  Certainly not for free.

Certainly not.  So, back to working on your script pages?

Of course.  Because honestly, isn’t it better to slave over writing that hardly anyone will ever read than to spew forth, babbling incoherently for all the internet to see?

So back into the hole?

Back into the hole.  For now.

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This post was written by Shawna on June 24, 2009

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A Real Guide to San Diego Comic Con, Part Two

Welcome back!  Now, where were we…?

First, let’s address some questions in the comments for Part One:

Bentoboxx June 19, 2009 4:09 pm
hand sanitiser is also great to have. I dunno how many peeps got “Con Crud”. So many people there…someone is gonna show up sick! protect yourself before ya wreck yourself! Word!

Okay, not so much a question as an astute comment.  Yes, by all means, bring anything that you feel will get you through the con!  Hand sanitizer, Advil/aspirin/Aleve, tums…whatever it takes.  If you are unfortunate enough to come down with a cold just before or during the event, I know you’ll try your best not to pass around your germs.  You don’t need to wear a mask *coughswineflucough* but do remind yourself occasionally to wash your hands.  Last year, there was an estimated 126,000 people at Comic Con.  Try to take home only swag and memories…rather than any nasty bugs.

mm June 19, 2009 4:21 pm
i would add to carry a water bottle at all times & you can fill them in big halls. any advice on how to learn more about the super secret events, esp movie screenings?

Again, another great piece of advice — water bottle. That is one of the great ‘free’ things at the Con — water in the convention rooms! If you don’t want to pack a water bottle to bring, at least refill a bottle you purchase on the first day, and keep it filled. Some enterprising young people made a killing selling water outside the convention center for $2 a bottle while we were trapped in line for Hall H and it was 80+ degrees outside.

As for the question posed here…keep reading. This will be addressed shortly.

Coraline June 19, 2009 5:15 pm
Would really love to see some suggestions about avoiding Con waste! Every attendee should try to keep their con print as small as possible. Take only the flyers and swag that you know you’ll use. Pack out what you bring in. Don’t just grab items because they are free and shiny. ComicCon and DragonCon have huge environmental footprints, and it would be great to see the geeks lead the way in “greening” the Cons.

This is so very true.  When you enter the exhibit hall, there is an alternate state of mind that most attendees slip into.  It involves picking up every single piece of paper or trinket offered in the hall.  It never fails — I go every year saying ‘not this time — I’m gonna be picky about what I take.  Inevitably, I end up each day with a bag full of postcards/stickers/fliers/mangas/catalogs that I will never look at again.  While the freebie table can be a fun place in the Sails Pavilion (as Julie mentioned in her post), usually there isn’t a whole of great value to be found there.  Does that mean you shouldn’t take anything?  Of course not!  If you want that shiny postcard at the WB booth, take it!  But don’t think you need to join every mob of people with arms outstretched grasping for anything.  Yes, you may be excited about the 300 life size shield you score, but how will you get it home (and what will you use it for?  Note: I actually got one of these 2 years ago.  It sat in my bedroom for months until I finally threw it out.  Why I grabbed it, I’ll never know.)

tezero June 19, 2009 7:39 pm
We are signed up as volunteers as well. Anyone have any advice for THAT?

First off, I’ve heard nothing but good things about the organization of the con.  While it may seem scary and overwhelming to you, don’t panic.  The con will instruct you on what you need to do as a volunteer.  My only additional piece of advice is, try not to let the idiots and negative people ruin your volunteer experience.  I haven’t volunteered at Comic Con before, but having volunteered to work other types of events similar to this, it can be very challenging to deal with difficult people all day.  Remember that some people are just lost and frustrated, and are not directing any hostility they may have toward you specifically.  As attendees, we should also remember that the people directing us into and out of places and barking instructions are doing their best.  Even if a volunteer gets frazzled, try to be a pleasant convention guest.  What I’m trying to say is, courtesy in all things, whether you are working at the Con or just attending.  Can’t we all just get along?

Jon Reeves June 19, 2009 11:25 pm
– Charge your batteries every night, even if they aren’t dead yet. Laptop, camera, cell phone, etc. Then again, you probably won’t be taking 1000 photos a day, so this may not be as important as it was for me…
– If you need some quiet down time (and you don’t have a Pro or Press badge), two words: Con suite. Admittedly, SDCC’s con suite is a big disappointment to people who are familiar with SF conventions, and it’s inconveniently located, but that just means it’s really quiet and laid back. And still stocked with free sodas and light munchies.

 I’m really grateful to all of you who added such great suggestions in the comments!  As an addendum to the second item, the con suite is usually located in the Marriott hotel adjacent to the convention center.  Again, when you receive the convention guide at check-in, you’ll find all of this information with maps and directions.

Krys June 20, 2009 2:23 am
– Under your ‘General Dos and Don’ts’, you said that the convention hall doors open at 9AM. I’m particularly paranoid about going to one panel (my initial and biggest reason for buying a pass this year), so I’m planning on waking up extra, extra early. My question (and I’m sorry if this sounds incredibly dense – good thing I’m not planning on trying to ask a question at any Q&A sessions!) is: if you get there early, is there just a mob of people waiting outside the convention hall doors? Or is there some semblance of organization and lines are formed? I’d hate to get there early, only to get stampeded on my way (once the doors open) to whatever room is holding the panel I’m interested in. Thank you so much if you can answer this! I really appreciate it!

 I’m really excited about the number of first timers who have commented! I think you will all have a fantastic time, so don’t be too scared by what I’m telling you. It is all a matter of priorities. If you are going for something very specific (say, the ‘New Moon’ panel, which I know has brought a lot of people to Comic Con who have never attended before), make that your priority. If that means camping in line for a few hours before that one panel, so be it — that’s why you came to the Con, right? Why risk missing the one thing you really want to see and do? Now, more specifically about the lines…

Yes, there is a line for everything, which can seem really daunting, but is far better than a mob of people rushing through the doors.  When the doors open, the line moves in an orderly fashion — no stampede.  If you aren’t sure what the line is for, ask.  You don’t want to find yourself in line for the wrong room for several hours.  Even if it feels like you are too far back in the line, remember that the largest room, Hall H, holds a lot of people… A LOT.  You can be snaked around the back of the building outside and still get a good seat in there (provided this is before the Con opens for the day.  All bets are off at any time during the middle of the day if you find yourself in that same place in line).  When in doubt, ask the volunteers.  They may not have all the answers (remember, some of them are newbies too!) but there’s a good chance you’ll find one or two vets who can advise you on where to go.  It is not unheard of for people to line up at 5 or 6 AM for a 9 AM panel.  In fact, you’ll find people camped out (literally) all night for Hall H.  That doesn’t mean you have to be one of those people, just know that no matter how determined you are to see something, I bet you’ll find someone else even more committed to it.

(Whew, are you still reading? I think I’m getting long-winded.  I’ll try to shorten up my answers going forward.  Of course, if you print this out, it’ll take up lots of time to read while waiting in line!)

Gillian June 20, 2009 4:20 pm
Overall good tips. As a female that has attended for over 12 years, I wanted to add that as a grown up you should not only try to avoid stepping on children, but short people as well. As a 5′2” female I spend most of my time on the convention floor being mowed over by tall guys. By Friday I’m ready to hit back. By Sunday they may find bodies stuffed under unused booth tables during teardown.  IF YOU HAVE A BACKPACK, please try to mentally add it to your perception of the space you take up. You are now a cloth turtle, please don’t go around whacking everyone with your shell when you move. Hardback books HURT. After 4 days of this people start looking at my boyfriend like he beats me.

Bathe, every day, more if needed. It used to be Saturday or Sunday before people started smelling like an open sewer. In the past few years the strong scent of convention hygiene has been overpowering during preview night.

Take a few extra minutes each day for common courtesy. Letting someone cross an aisle that intersects yours when they’ve been trying to for 5 minutes, answering a question you overhear when you know the answer, giving someone directions, leaving the front seats open on the shuttle for someone less mobile, not shoving your way past people, etc. 99% of the time you won’t be missing out of a vital part of the convention experience and one act of decency per attendee would make this a whole diferent ballgame. The Convention Center is packed to capacity and hell really can be other people.

 Awesome advice.  Reprinted your comment in full because I agree 100%.  I was sitting at my usual cafe yesterday and I noticed a family at another table, who looked very confused.  At this particular cafe, you order at the counter and they give you a number so the food gets delivered to your table.  The family was sitting at a table with menus, as if waiting for someone to take their order.  I got their attention and instructed them on what they needed to do.  Did I save the world?  No, but I did save them many minutes of confusion and frustration (I actually wish I had noticed them a few minutes earlier!)  Be generous with others.  It’s amazing how much positive energy you can create if you go through your day seeking opportunities to be helpful rather than trying to shut out the rest of the world around you.  I’m gonna say it again — TALK TO PEOPLE!  A convention is by nature a way to meet other people like yourself.  There are 126,000 other people at this convention for you to meet.  In my opinion, it would be tragic to attend the event for 4 days and NOT meet anyone new!

While working on this, I thought of a few other things to mention:

Parking. There are lots of parking structures.  They are NOT created equal.  The closer you get to the convention center, the more expensive the parking.  Take note of the operating hours of the parking structure or lot.  Some are flat fees for all day, others are by the hour.  It is common to park 7-8 or more blocks away and walk toward the convention center.  The structures next to the con fill up very early and very quickly.  If you are staying at a hotel on the bus route, I encourage you to take advantage.  If you are staying further away, make use of mass transit if you can (just add lots of extra time to get to and from the convention center).  Last year I stayed many miles away from the convention center and found it easier to drive in and pay the parking than deal with the trolley.  Consider all of your options and then make a plan.

Parties and Evening Activities.  Okay, you’ve heard there are all kinds of events after the con ends each day…and there are!  Some are well publicized in the Convention guide – screenings, the masquerade party, and official SDCC events, for example.  Others take a little more research to find.

First, check the Exhibitor list on the SDCC site.  Large and small you’ll see a myriad of companies will be represented at the Con.  Also, check your favorite fansites and or news sources ( G4, Cinematical, etc) for upcoming contests or promotions.  Last year there was a panel for several different websites.  If you attended the panel, you had a chance to recieveaticket to an exclusive party sponsored by those sites/publications!  Very often the way into special events is about being in the right place at the right time.  If trying to attend these kinds of sponsored events is a priority for you, have some patience and be methodical.  Keep your eyes and ears open — watch Twitter feeds for contests and special invites.

Many fansites will also plan meetups.  They may not be lavish affairs, but they are usually well attended and a lot of fun.

If all else fails, make your own party!  You’d be amazed how many other people will join you to watch Torchwood in your hotel. (Just follow the rules of your hotel of course.)  Also, I’ve been banging the drum to meet lots of people.  You never know who you might meet and what they might be doing.  Last year a friend of mine was hanging out in the hotel bar at the Hyatt (a popular evening hangout) chatting with someone he had met earlier in the day.  As they were talking, friends of this new acquaintance joined them in the bar.  Turned out they were a bunch of comic artists and writers!  Not only did he get his own private time with people he had seen at Q&As earlier in the day, but he was able to get invited to a party with them!  It can happen (usually when you aren’t looking for it, of course).  The key is to be open to opportunties.  Some events will fall in your lap.  Others you’ll have to search for.  The larger your network of contacts at the convention, the more likely you are to hear about some cool evening event.

Since writing part one, I discovered other EXCELLENT guides online to the Con.  It would be silly of me not to point them out to you, as they contain their own insights and fantastic tips. 

The Comics Reporter 100 tips to surviving Comic Con!

All Things Fangirl (I think this blog writer and I may have been separated at birth — eerie similarities in tips and prose!)

POVOnline – a good general guide to convention going.

Wikipedia – lots of good history and general information about the con too! (Just don’t live by all it says…it is Wikipedia after all).

Feel free to add links to any other guides you may find useful in the comments.

I hope that this information has been useful to you.  Thanks to all who have read it, passed it on and provided their feedback!  Now, let’s all go to San Diego and have a fantastic time!

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This post was written by Shawna on June 23, 2009

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More Comic Con Common Sense.

Why don’t they look?

The San Diego trolley barrels it’s way through Harbor Blvd. approx. every blink of an eye so time your street crossing appropriately.  The traffic cops will stop you right on the tracks to allow the car cross traffic to snail by the convention center, so be careful that you aren’t ON the tracks or swung onto the tracks by some dudes ginormous swag bag.  The tracks have also become an inappropriate place for promoters to hand out freebies.  Avoid these at all costs as they’re usually just a postcard or flier promoting some horrible local San Diego nightclub or the like.  Also, you will be pummelled by the rest of the conventioneers in their feeble attempt to grab said freebie, so do yourself a favor and plan your route around these roadblocks to make your way even faster to the restaurants and hotels in the Gaslamp district.

Backpacks = more swag room, but also more personal girth

You might be the smallest/thinnest person tiptoeing your way around the exhibit floor, but once you put on that massive Hello Kitty backpack complete with water bottle side panels and an extension zipper compartment, you have now become a stomping Gamera who’s attention is distracted by the ADD-ness of the posters and flashing lights on the floor causing you and your Hello Kitty to swing like a wrecking ball at passersby.  Add an extra foot to your personal radius to avoid unknowingly hitting someone (me) in the face.

Bathrooms rule at SDCC

Yes, you heard me right – ladies, you have little to no lines at Comic Con….do the math.  And from what I’ve heard, the guys don’t need to stress either, the lines are short and fast as most of us take care of business quickly to race back to those panels and events (Wash Your Hands!).  That being said, you costumers (and you know who you are) that take up a bathroom stall for what seems like hours on end while you readjust your Wonder Women tights – do us a favor and CARRY ON!! That’s right, you have EVERY RIGHT to take forever in order to get your costume in tip top adjustment.  It’s Comic Con for goodness sake!

There’s chairs in the Sails

The Sails Pavilion, although busy with registration, autograph sessions, freebie table, blood drives, and artist portfolio reviews is actually one of the quietest and brightest locations in the convention center.  There’s tables AND CHAIRS in this room so it’s a great spot to meet up with your friends and family for a quick picnic lunch, dividing the swag, and planning the rest of the days events.

Autograph ticket distribution sucks

Not since we were 12 have Shawna and I devoted our precious comic con time to obtaining autographs, but on the few times I bothered to do so, I found the experience exasperating.  You now have to plan time in your schedule to line up for a ticket (only a certain number are handed out) which guarantees you a spot in line for someone’s autograph, but doesn’t necessarily guarantee you an autograph.  Yes, you read that correctly.  So if you REALLY want someones autograph, don’t miss the ticket distribution time (which is sometimes a different day completely) and just show up in the autograph line – you will be disappointed.  Shawna and I, however, will sign anything at anytime ticket stub or not.  So you’ve got that going for you…

Walking in groups

There’s nothing more intimidating or annoying than a group of half a dozen friends walking in a HORIZONTAL LINE like a group of Chorus girls throughout the hallways (not to mention the exhibit floor).  You’re rudely taking up space and this is not the opening sequence to West Side story.  Single or double file should suffice.  Really nothing more to say about that, but be on the lookout – happens all the time.

There’s usually a list a mile long of things that irritate or annoy us at Comic Con, but I think Shawna may have covered most of them at this point.  Who am I kidding…more to come!

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This post was written by Jules on June 21, 2009


A REAL Guide to San Diego Comic Con Part One

I found a lot of like minds on this whole kerfuffle over the L.A. Times “article” (or slideshow or whatever they want to call it).  I do not proclaim to be an expert about conventions or Comic Con, but I think I’ve learned a few things that the first timer should really know (stuff they don’t always put in the Comic Con magazine).

So, with that, I present to you my Guide to Comic Con (all genders welcome)!

So, here we are about a month out from the Con.  You may be thinking that there’s nothing to do until you arrive in San Diego, but you would be wrong.  Yes, panels are entertaining and there are lots of awesome things to see and buy (and lots of free stuff too!)…but the best part about Comic Con is bonding with others who share your interest or passion in all things comics/geeky/cool.

If this is your first time going to Comic Con, I encourage you to start finding others who will be going, through facebook, twitter, websites, etc.  I always find that having a few new folks to meet up with at the Con from all over the country makes the experience a lot more fun.  AND you’ll have people to plan out your Con activities with — share ideas of what to do, where to go, who to see.  Some Con veterans will be able to direct you to the best restaurants and ‘secret’ Con activities (ooh, secret activities? Okay, maybe less publicized events, some affiliated, some not affiliated with the Con).

What to Take With You to the Con Every Day

Unless you are dying to carry around 25 pounds on your back, try to pack light.  I’m one of the unfortunates who is there as press and must lug my laptop around to blog/tweet/write all day, so take pity on me when you see me.  The rest of you should use your backpacks to carry around some of the following:

Food.  You may THINK that you’ll grab a bite at the convention center, but unless you are addicted to Mrs. Fields cookies and Starbucks coffee (and don’t mind waiting in long lines for it), bring some snacks to sustain you throughout the day.  You may find yourself in Hall H (the biggest room) all day for the various film panels, and trust me, once you are in one of those rooms, you may be stuck there (more on that in a minute).  So, pack some snacks…if you are flying in from out of town, check the area around your hotel to see if there is a drugstore or supermarket close by.  I’d also advise that you try to stick to healthy stuff — fruit, carrot sticks, granola bars — just for your overall health (you’ll be eating poorly enough probably anyway), but that’s just me trying to look out for you.  Take what you like that will keep you going for a few hours.  If that means candy bars and energy drinks, so be it.

Pen and paper.  Yes, I know — you have a smartphone, you can jot down notes or phone numbers or what have you on that…ah, but what if you run into Stan Lee in the hallway?  I’m not a huge autograph hound, but you don’t want to lose out on an opportunity.  Also, smartphones die or lose power.  You might want to have paper to write phone numbers, information on panels, etc as a backup.  Yes, I know this sounds silly, but don’t come crying to me when you are in the middle of the vast Exhibitor Hall, trying to remember where you saw the awesome T-shirt you wanted to buy.  If you had written down the booth number or given yourself some direction back to said awesome T-shirt, you wouldn’t be crying when you can’t find it again.  Trust me.  I’ve been there.

Business cards.  If you are an aspiring artist/writer/actor/rocket scientist, bring business cards.  You’ll meet a lot of people, and passing them out is the easiest way to network (and yes, Comic Con is a fantastic networking opportunity).  Don’t have business cards?  There are many inexpensive options to get some made and you still have time to get them ordered and delivered!  What to put on the card: Your name.  Your email.  Your phone number.  Perhaps something that describes who you are/want to be…I try to write on the back of cards i receive something about the person so I remember who the heck they are later when I’m sorting through cards.  Now that there are personal addresses available on Facebook, that could also be a good addition to the card.  If you want to keep in contact with new folks you meet, try to add them on Facebook as soon as possible so you don’t forget who they are!

Comic Con Program.  They’ll give you a bag o’ stuff when you register and get your badge.  The most important thing you’ll get when you check in is the Comic Con Program.  It is large, but is your bible to the whole shindig.  I usually take a highlighter to it as soon as I receive it so I can mark panels I am interested in seeing and their locations.  Learn the map, love the map.

Daily Comic Con ‘Newsletter’.  Every day the Con puts out a newsletter of schedule changes (and there are ALWAYS changes).  You’ll find them on your way into the exhibit hall or in a few other locations throughout the convention center.  It also has the daily ‘grid’ schedule of the events happening that day, but if you need the details, check the program (that’s why you are carrying it around).

Personal hygiene products.  Okay, I know that seems either a) rude or b) insane, but trust me on this…and I mean this for EVERYBODY.  You are going to be spending many hours hiking around inside and outside a convention center, perhaps even on the sidewalks of the Gaslamp quarter.  It will be HOT.  So, bring a small bottle of sunblock for when you are wrapped around in the line outside the building trying to get into Hall H.  Bring wet naps for when you are munching on your snacks between events.  Bring your deodorant to refresh yourself (wet naps are good for wiping down too).  Last year a friend of mine invested in mini-bottles of Axe body spray.  Anytime someone with a…smell issue…came into our general proximity, he sprayed it toward them.  It was a lifesaver.  So, if you can’t keep others smelling decent, at least keep yourself that way!

Camera, batteries, etc.  The closest place you can buy batteries that won’t cost you a small business loan is a pharmacy several blocks away.  So, make sure you have spare stuff with you, if possible.  Trust me, I’ve made that walk.  If it weren’t for the Sci-Fi ‘Eureka’ ice cream truck I encountered on my hike back to the con in the middle of the day, I might not be here today.

General Dos and Don’ts

Do talk to people around you.  If that isn’t normally your thing, make it your thing!  You never know who you might meet.  There are lots of opportunities to strike up conversations.  You’ll be standing in lines for just about everything.

Don’t panic.  Yes, the Con is HUGE.  Yes it is sold out and there are tens of thousands of people there.  You may not get into the panel you want.  Actually, you are very likely not to get into a panel  you want unless you are willing to wait in long lines for it.  This leads to the next item:

Do be selective, but keep your options open!  Once you have the schedule in hand, you will want to pour through it, marking every panel, session or activity of interest.  Here’s the thing: there are many ways to enjoy the Con.  I know people who don’t set foot in a room for a panel/seminar/session etc.  I know those (and have been one) who wait in a line to get into a room early in the day and stay in that same room ALL DAY.  You may wish to wander around in costume all day.  That’s fine too!  But don’t try to do everything.  You’ll only end up frustrated and disappointed.  Also don’t try to go from one large panel room (like Hall H or Ballroom 20 or any of the upstairs rooms in the hallway of DOOM) immediately to another.  See, here’s what happens:

It’s 9 AM.  The doors open, people flood into the convention center and start filtering toward rooms.  Each room has a line designated.  Very often (as in, ALWAYS) those lines get long.  I don’t care what it’s for.  Yes, you expect a huge long wait to get in to hear about Iron Man 2, but there’s a long wait to get in to hear about Supernatural too.  Last year I got in line an hour before a panel was set to begin and never made it into the room for that panel.  People are let into the room as seats become available, which means the rooms DO NOT EMPTY between sessions!  The good news: You get into a room early, you can get a good seat and keep it.  The bad news: If you leave, you may not get back in (exception is for the bathroom passes that get handed out between panels.  This allows you to dart out for a couple of minutes and back into the room again without losing your seat).  For very very popular panels, expect to wait in line at least 2-3 hours before the panel even starts.  This will not even guarantee you get in, though.  So, in that case…

Do have a backup plan!  Okay, so you couldn’t get into the Iron Man 2 panel.  There are lots of smaller events going on at the same time, and often those smaller rooms don’t fill up.  Last year I went to a really cool session about the Science of Watchmen.  A scientist did a presentation about the scientific plausibility of Dr. Manhattan, the Owlship, and other fun stuff.  Very entertaining.

Don’t forget the exhibit hall!  You’ll probably be in and out of that place a lot.  Many booths have giveaways, autograph sessions and demonstrations throughout the con, so if you can, check out the hall early on your first day to get a schedule of events for some of these booths.

Don’t throw away any tickets you get!  So, you are walking into a room for a panel.  Someone hands you a little ticket — don’t lose it!  It is probably so you can get some free stuff for being in that panel (last year I got a ticket at the True Blood panel that I was able to cash in for a bag o’ goodies, including a t-shirt, a copy of the first Sookie Stackhouse novel and other fun stuff).  There is now a room designated to pick up your free stuff, but the room closes about an hour before the end of each day.  So, avoid going RIGHT after a panel is over (everybody else will be running to get their stuff) but try to get in there before the end of the day, so you can still claim your stuff.

Q & A  Okay.  I want you to hear me now and believe me later.  Perhaps one of the most PAINFUL thing about these panels is when they open up questions to the audience.  If you want people to like you, try to keep your questions short and sweet.  We don’t need to hear your life story, how you got to the Con, your career aspirations, your costume details, etc.  Yes we KNOW you love their work/their show/their writing, etc.  Don’t waste time with the accolades.  It gets annoying.  Oh, and could you please make sure it is a QUESTION and not some general comment you just must make known to the other thousand(s) of people sitting in the room?  Please, be interesting.  Ask a good question.  This is your one chance to ask your favorite comic writer/artist/actor/director/important person on a panel a burning question.  Do you really want to be known as the guy/gal who asked them something stupid?  And if you aren’t sure if your question is stupid…well, it probably is.  Part of the reason people disparage fanboys is because of the Q & A.  Seen the William Shatner SNL sketch?  Yeah, learn it and love it.  Try to be a good fanboy/girl.  Okay, off my soapbox about that now.

When in a panel, try to be considerate of those around you.  That means, no standing in front of your seat to take pictures or video, talking on the phone, spreading out all your crap in the aisle or taking up multiple chairs.  We all want to see/hear/enjoy the panel.  I’ll never understand why some people choose to remain so ignorant of how their actions affect those around them.  Try not to be one of those people.  Yes, it’s hot, it’s stuffy and you are tired.  We all are.  The Golden Rule (Do unto others as you would have them do unto you) has never been so important.

The Exhibit Hall  That place can be a jungle.  Mobs of people moving through the booths, some trying to pick up every bit of free stuff, others trying to take pictures…the worst thing you can do, seriously, is block a walkway.  If you must stop and adjust your bag or costume, try to step out of the flow of traffic.  Stopping abruptly to ogle the ginormous props or posters isn’t always avoidable, but do try to get out of the way as you do it.  If you are chatting with someone at a meet and greet or autograph session, don’t take all day.  You are not the only person in that line, and I’m sorry, you are not the most important person in that line.  Yes, it’s kind of an assembly line.  Say your piece (I like your work, etc), get the autograph and MOVE ON.  HAVE YOUR CAMERA READY.  You will be hated if you get up to take a picture and your camera is not on/ready/etc.  Remember that there are a lot of kids at the Con.  As a grown up, you have a responsibility not to step on children.

It’s hard sometimes…you’ll be having a great time at the Con and then something happens, and your mood does a 180.  Last year I was in the worst mood most of the time — I didn’t get into panels I wanted to see, or I got battered like a pinball in the exhibit hall, and so on.  Take a few moments for yourself — find a quiet corner, remind yourself why you are there.  If you aren’t having fun, stop what you are doing and take a step back.  No it isn’t going to be fun every second of every day, but if you aren’t enjoying yourself at all, perhaps you are trying to do too much.

Spend time in Artist’s Row and the Small Press Tables.  Not only will you see really great independent art and comics, but you’ll meet some great people (yup, I’m big on meeting people).  I’m always sad to see these areas neglected because they aren’t giving out some free piece of crap that you will probably throw out anyway.

Want to feel good about yourself?  Donate Blood.  Every year the Con holds a blood drive, and they even give you some cool free thing for your trouble (and blood).  Sign up early though, because the blood drive does tend to fill up quickly, which, in my mind, is a very Good Thing.

What to do when the Con ends each day.  You’ll hear about film screenings, parties, and other events throughout your day.  Check to see if you need to RSVP for an event before you show up there.  I always have a few friends I like to meet up with for dinner one night of the Con, just to trade freebies, catch up on events, dish the dirt.  If your hotel is close enough, you may want to grab a nap before going back out at night.  Comic Con can be an endurance test, but don’t feel like you need to keep up with everyone.  Go at your own pace.  If you are not usually very active, you might want to take the next few weeks to do a little walking.  I know it seems silly, but a little ‘training’ doesn’t hurt!  You could be walking up to 10 miles a day at the con.  If you aren’t used to that, it can be extremely exhausting.

Okay, that’s the end of Part One (yes, there’s more to come!)  Have questions?  Please leave them in the comments and I’ll address them in Part Two, which will take me a few days to put together, but I promise to make it worth your while!

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This post was written by Shawna on June 19, 2009

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L.A. Times discovers women go to Comic Con!

The most annoying “article” I’ve read so far this week: http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-et-girls-guide-to-comic-con-pg,0,4051009.photogallery?1 

Here’s what I love: Apparently, Comic Con isn’t “just for nerdy guys anymore.”  No, that’s right!  GIRLS can go too!!  And thankfully the L.A. Times fills us in on just why GIRLS may want to go to Comic Con.  Is it for the overwhelmingly female readership of Manga?  No, silly! It’s for Jake Gyllenhaal! “Women will be rushing the stage, offering to do star Jake Gyllenhaal’s laundry on those washboard abs that he acquired for the film, since he spends much of it fighting, shirtless or both.”  Wow.  I mean…WOW.  Women doing laundry?  I am not some person who spends their time finding sexism in every statement, but this is just…yeah, I’m kind of speechless.

We girls might also like hunky-hunks like Joseph Fiennes (Flash Forward), Alex O’Loughlin (formerly of ‘Moonlight’) or OMG OMG OMG *** NEW MOON *** Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson (we are cautioned he might not make it to the Con due to filming schedule).  Brad Pitt!! (Inglorious Basterds)  Robert Downey, Jr!!! (Iron Man 2)  Vampires galore (True Blood, OMG OMG ** NEW MOON ** OMG OMG, Vampire Diaries…did we mention Alex O’Loughlin?)  There’s even a page for “The CW Hunks.”

Oh, but wait, ladies — there’s more!  Comic Con now has more GIRL POWER than evah!  Witches of Eastwick!  Ass-kicking Whedon heroines!  Yvonne Strahovski on “Chuck”…I mean, do I hear a choir of angels (lady angels of course) yet?

So let’s recap: Women can now go to Comic Con because of a) hot guys in ‘nerd’ movies and TV shows, b) Butt-kicking GIRL POWER! c) Vampires and d) OMG OMG ** NEW MOON ** OMG OMG

Not one mention of COMICS in the article.  Or perhaps the women who write/direct some of these films and TV shows (hot actresses get a mention though – Angelina Jolie!)  Caprica is mentioned, but not for showrunner Jane Espenson.

“Battlestar Galactica” taught us that there are girls galore watching sci-fi. “Caprica” adds an element of family drama and even soap opera addiction (it’s been called “Dynasty” in space) that may even be able to build on the greatness of mourned “BSG.”

THAT’S what makes it girl-friendly…more SOAP OPERA??

I’m now contemplating my own guide to Comic Con — gender neutral.

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This post was written by Shawna on June 17, 2009

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Intervention for INTERVENTION?

Being a hypochondriac who obsessively reads the back of an Advil bottle before deciding whether to take the child or adult dosage of headache medicine, you can safely assume watching A&E’s “Intervention” is the closest I’ll ever get to drug abuse. However, it has come to my attention (read: constant ridicule and concern of close friends and family, and let’s not even mention that one time I watched an alcoholic episode while partaking in a glass of wine) that I might be a leeetle too obsessed with the dramatic reality show and may be in need of my own intervention! “No, no, no!” (quote credit – Amy Winehouse)

Sure, I’ve been known to shout “I’ve seen this one already, gah!”, “Oooh heroin AND a serious medical condition – this is gonna be GOOOOD!” or the sympathetic, “I hope my friends and family kill me before I ever let myself look like THAT on television”, but in my defense I have learned a lot of science surrounding the addictions. In their defense, the show’s producers toss in a quick footnote of common sense every now and then such as, “Too much alcohol or drugs can lead to… DEATH!” So before anyone gets the big idea to limit my intake of TV’s greatest superiority ego trip, let’s not forget that I could be watching “Deal or No Deal” and shouting at suitcases.

I suppose I should also own up to be obsessed with OBSESSED, but that show just started and I need to give it another 20 seconds before adding it to the DVR…too late.  In the meantime, I can only hope that addicts continue to be too hopped up on goofballs to catch on that they’re not really participating in a drug documentary.


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This post was written by Jules on June 8, 2009

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Week one of the Writing Partnership

She’s kicking my ass.

I mean, this is really unfair.  For Miss ‘I’m not a writer’ she is insanely productive.

I may have to kill her.

No, honestly, I just need to raise my game.  So today, I’ll be headed off to an undisclosed location with lots of power outlets to try to catch up to my sister’s breakneck pace.  I wish I could say her work is sloppy but of course it isn’t.

We’re working on 2 specs and I’m doing a pass on the horror thing we’ve written with a 3rd person.  And I have work ‘due’ on Tuesday.  Yep, I’ll be busy the next 3 days…

Oh, and Austin deadline is Monday.  I still haven’t submitted anything.  Merde.

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This post was written by Shawna on June 6, 2009